A good roast makes the person in the hot seat laugh hardest. Tell this roast bot what you want teased - your job, your hobbies, your habits, your playlist - and it writes a short set of jokes about exactly that, then finishes with something kind.
A roast is a comedy tradition in which a guest of honour is teased by people who like them. The jokes exaggerate real, harmless details: the friend who is always ten minutes late, the coworker with forty browser tabs open, the runner who mentions their marathon in every conversation. The target is in on it, and that consent is what separates a roast from an insult.
Specific details make funnier jokes. 'Roast me' gives the bot nothing to work with. 'Roast me: I have bought three guitars and can play one song' gives it plenty. Share three to five facts you are happy to be teased about, such as your job, a hobby, a habit, your coffee order or your fantasy team record. Then pick a heat level. Mild is gentle teasing, medium has more bite, and hot is sharper but keeps to the same rules.
Some subjects are never material. The bot does not joke about race, ethnicity, religion, gender, sexual orientation, disability, body weight or appearance, mental health or trauma. It does not use slurs or sexual content, and it never encourages anyone to harm themselves. It roasts choices and habits, things people can laugh about, and leaves alone who a person is.
The roast generator writes about you, or about a friend who has agreed to be roasted, for a birthday toast, a group chat or a leaving party. It does not write material for bullying or harassing a named person who has not asked for it. If you are writing a toast, ask for a version that mixes jokes with real praise, and try the Incorrect Quote Generator for a different kind of group chat humour.
After the jokes, the bot adds one sincere line about something you are doing well. If a joke lands badly, say so and it will soften straight away or change the subject.
Is the roast bot free?
Yes, it is free to use. Share a few details and ask for your roast.
Can it roast a photo of me?
No. It is a text chat and cannot view images, and it does not joke about how people look. Describe your hobbies, habits or taste instead.
Can I use the roast in a speech or toast?
Yes. Tell the bot the occasion and who will be in the room, and ask for jokes that the guest of honour and their family will enjoy. Read them aloud once before the event and cut any that feel off.
Will it roast someone I am angry with?
No. It will not write insults about an ex, a classmate, a coworker or anyone else who has not agreed to it.
What if the roast is too harsh?
Tell it to tone things down or pick the mild level. It switches to gentler jokes right away.